Official Stress Test

I just looked up some stress tests online to see what I might score. They're full of crap.

Here's my list of things to do...

1. Doctor appointments for the kids and I
2. Dentist appointments for the kids and I... (don't have a dentist!!!!!)
(#1 and #2 need to be done ASAP so we can get John's orders)
3. Eye doc appointments for Lisette and I...(don't have an eye doc!!!!!)
4. Start Lisette and Nicole in driving course
5. Prep Jake for surgery next Thursday
6. Complete kids' applications for new school - includes teacher and counselor recommendations, medical screening, report cards from last three years, immunizations
7. Prepare house for three moves - express, household goods and storage
8. Buddy's International Health Certificate within 30 days of his move (June 20thish)
9. My Spanish homework
10. Get my haircut (hasn't been done in 6 months! Can you see why?)
11. Call the garbage company for the FOURTH time to replace recycling bin that was stolen
12. Place commissary (grocery) order in June so it will arrive by the time we get there
13. Plan university-visiting trips for Lisette and Nicole
14. Plan trip to Hamilton
15. Change over kids' and my immunization cards to the yellow International cards.

Going s-l-o-w-l-y insane...

But since I haven't lost my job, the tests don't see much stress in my life. I'd like to see them tell my that to my face!